Tag: funny
group name: gatherersgallery
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October 27, 2009 08:59 PM EDT --
Meet my purse. It (ways) weighs six pounds! I take her everywhere. She causes my daughter and I grief. We argue over who will carry her. My daughter argues that it's . . .
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January 14, 2009 01:44 PM EST --
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? . . .
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April 15, 2009 06:45 PM EDT --
The flag was for "Harassment." Now, that flag was dropped for "Crude or indecent language. Well, if Nellie was on it, it was crude or indecent, so I am happy. I still . . .
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October 15, 2009 09:47 PM EDT --
I had this hanging in my classroom and just came across it. I don't know who the author was, but he or she was definately a teacher. My copy was laminated!
Then Simon Peter said, “Should . . .
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October 27, 2009 01:53 PM EDT --
This was an actual sign I saw on our dry cleaners door:
"Due to absorbant cost of cleaning materials, we regret to have to raise our prices"
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July 18, 2009 03:20 PM EDT --
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Crashed into a house today. No one was home and no was injured, but there has to be something funny about a wienermobile sticking out of one's house.
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October 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT --
Do you have a crazy neighbor? My nutty neighbor is not in my neighborhood, but I have to drive past his house to get to the highway. My husband tells me not to look. I can't help myself. . . .
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May 10, 2009 09:34 PM EDT --
I haven't laughed this hard since January 19th, 2009!
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October 04, 2009 06:39 PM EDT --
No, I'm not making this up. What if you take your toddler to a pumpkin patch, and there are no pumpkins? Well, despite seeing pumpkins wherever I go including Wal-mart, I just saw on the news . . .
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November 05, 2009 08:46 PM EST --
We took the twins, seven months old boys, and their BIG sister who is three to the park today. It was perfect weather, sunny and 78. We fed the ducks and geese. Then my three year . . .
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April 05, 2009 10:42 AM EDT --
When I was a kid in the Bronx, my parents being "good" Catholics, would send me to church, but they wouldn't go. I saw no reason to go, so I'd go to a friends house and spend the . . .
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July 18, 2009 10:01 PM EDT --
I'm brain dead. I'm not kidding. I need help with my grocery list. I've been recovering from surgery, and food is thinning out in the house, yet, I can't think of a thing to buy. . . .
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August 04, 2009 07:14 PM EDT --
I didn't know bathrooms where bi-sexual. My husband came home today after going to work and he had to attend a class for work. He said the building has bi-sexual bathrooms. What is that? . . .
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May 02, 2009 06:19 PM EDT --
True story of little consequence. One day I was driving up to my university for classes. I noticed their were no cars on the road. I saw several police cars though. They were on . . .
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June 14, 2009 08:13 PM EDT --
I have several gardens, and as the hot weather approaches the weeds seem to defy my every effort. I hate weeds. Now, don't get me wrong. All things have a right to life, but not in my . . .
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June 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT --
ABC has got to be kidding with the Scifi reject, "Impact." The brown sun hits the moon and changes the moon's orbit. A problem? Not for Dr. Blondie. She can fix anything and then, . . .
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August 13, 2009 03:28 PM EDT --
Big deal, right? No. Not after you've been recovering from surgery for 2 months, and your husband says he washed the floor.
"Yes, it's clean."
Does a man know the meaning of clean? . . .
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February 18, 2008 01:06 PM EST --
( This is meant in fun, so if you're easily offended, don't read!)
Husbands are funny creatures! Not "ha-ha" funny, but just plain baffling ( or weird, you choose). . . .
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February 26, 2009 02:06 PM EST --
So........Come on everyone let's have a tickle fight!!!! Leave me a Tickle and make me laugh!!! I will try and Tickle everyone back Tonight!!!!
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October 29, 2009 10:29 AM EDT --
Only in California would an elementary school hand out promotional t-shirts without first checking what the number was. It turns out to be an chat line for adults. One bright person called . . .
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