"Money isn't the most important thing in life,but it's
reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale."
- Zig Ziglar
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
If only god would give me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank or a lottery win."
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
The lion tamer at a circus who steps into a cage full of lions impresses everybody except a school bus driver!
You can't scare me! I teach seventh grade!